And God man and woman




One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as

a Christmas gift..

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

... "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....
WIFE, The Home Maker :)

A man was back from office & was shocked to see that his kids were out playing in mud still in pajamas. He went 2 the kitchen & saw unwashed dishes, counter with no food, milk spilled on the floor & sugar, cereal, biscuits all over the place. He then went to the living room & the situation was even worse. The toys, shoes, unwashed clothes & broken vases were messed up all ...over the place. He rushed up to bedroom bewildered, wanting to check if his wife was sick or had hurt herself during the day. To his amazement he saw her comfortably lying in bed & watching TV. He asked her what had happened in the house.
She replied
"Everyday u come back home & ask me what did I do the whole day?
2day I thought of giving u the answer.."

Dedicated to all women who apparently do NOTHING And 4 men those who think that 'only' they work.

Value the women in ur life.
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