Romance Never Dies in Bed

An older couple were lying in bed one  night.
The husband was falling asleep but the  wife felt romantic
and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we  were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get  back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly  irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down  to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my  neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out  of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"