An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep
but the wife felt romantic
and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to
hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached
across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she
said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later
she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back
the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?"
"To get my